Posted 25 April 2004 - 10:02 AM
MORT HATH CHOSEN!
He spoketh the word, and unto Mort the Staples' Employee handed the Logitech MX500. Then Mort sayeth to the employee, how shall I make this mouse cost $50, rather than the regular price of $64.95. And the employee spake unto Mort, and instructed him to seek out the Staples website, and off that website, so the employee said, Mort shall find a .pdf file. Mort sook, Mort found. Mort printed. Mort prepared the form for a $15 rebate, and All Was Good.