[Mort The Insane (old)]

To many things. Video games. The R&R forums. Oz. But only one of these addictions is so truly heinous, that I dare only to mention it with the hope that my fellow R&R'ers will help me, rather than commit me.

I'm an HK69 addict. I started using it a few days ago, just for some harmless fun. But quickly it developed into an uncontrollable desire to always be launching grenades. I walk down the street, and in my head I calculate exactly how I would have to angle it to land it perfectly. Whenever I'm actually playing the game, I can't use any other guns. I switch to my old weapon combination (G36, MP5K, DE, Silencer), but the desire once again takes hold. I'm drawn back into the darkness that is the HK.

What can I do?! Somebody help poor Morty out!

Please. For the children.

[Mav (old)]

/kill till the urge goes away

[space-monkey (old)]

you pack some HK muffins and go for a nice picnic.

[War Spaghetti (old)]

Rx
Take two spas-12 primaries per day until symptoms are gone.

WARNING
1)Do not take on empty stomach
2)Keep away from direct sunlight for 3 hours after taking dose.
3)If erection lasts for more than 4 hours seek medical attention

[Mort The Insane (old)]

I'm on the verge of following Annihilator's advice. It's just so much fun!

[Goat (old)]

What attracts you to the true spammers weapon?