[mitsubishi]

there's no other.

[agbd 2.0 (old)]

I'm a huge fan.

[DJ Schuby]

Hell yeah dude!

[mitsubishi]

It's a venue where the axis of evil with the axis of holiness coincide.






We have the answer to world peace here.

[agbd 2.0 (old)]

You know what I fuckin' hate?

People who put shells back into the bowl with the good pistachios. I always leave a large, empty bowl out for the goddamn shells.

I always, always, have a big ass bowl of pistachios out for guests. The next person who puts shells in the wrong bowl, Imma shoot their toes off, one at a time, man.

[GlaD-slackin]

@agbd - yes, fucking shells, why would you put them back in with the good nutz, that's like putting the stems back in your bag of weed!

@fate - hell yea, these nutz rock!

@everyone avacado tastes kinda like pistachios.

[{C9}Wolverine (old)]

Pistachio Brittle. Like peanut brittle only better.

Ingredients:

    * 2 cups sugar
    * 1 cup light corn syrup
    * 1/2 cup water
    * 1 cup unsalted butter (NO SUBSTITUTES)
    * 2 cups salted shelled pistachio nuts
    * 1 tsp. baking soda

Preparation:
Butter 2 cookie sheets and set aside. In heavy 3-quart saucepan, combine sugar, corn syrup and water. Cook over low heat, stirring frequently, until mixture comes to a full rolling boil. This will take 15-25 minutes. Then add butter. Cover pan for 1-2 minutes to allow the steam to wash down any sugar crystals on sides of pan.

Clip a candy thermometer to the side of the pan with the bulb touching the syrup, but not touching the sides or bottom of pan. Cook and stir until a candy thermometer reaches 280 degrees F. You can test without a candy thermometer by dropping a small amount of candy into some cold water forms a hard but pliable strand.

Then stir in pistachios and continue cooking, stirring constantly, until candy thermometer reaches 305 degrees F or until a bit of candy dropped into cold water forms a brittle strand. Remove pan from heat and stir in baking soda (mixture will foam up, so be ready and be careful), stirring well.

Pour onto prepared cookie sheets and spread until candy is 1/4" thick. Cool completely, then break into pieces and store in tightly covered container. Makes 2 pounds.

[Dark-knight]

Quote

Pistachio Brittle. Like peanut brittle only better.

Ingredients:

    * 2 cups sugar
    * 1 cup light corn syrup
    * 1/2 cup water
    * 1 cup unsalted butter (NO SUBSTITUTES)
    * 2 cups salted shelled pistachio nuts
    * 1 tsp. baking soda

Preparation:
Butter 2 cookie sheets and set aside. In heavy 3-quart saucepan, combine sugar, corn syrup and water. Cook over low heat, stirring frequently, until mixture comes to a full rolling boil. This will take 15-25 minutes. Then add butter. Cover pan for 1-2 minutes to allow the steam to wash down any sugar crystals on sides of pan.

Clip a candy thermometer to the side of the pan with the bulb touching the syrup, but not touching the sides or bottom of pan. Cook and stir until a candy thermometer reaches 280 degrees F. You can test without a candy thermometer by dropping a small amount of candy into some cold water forms a hard but pliable strand.

Then stir in pistachios and continue cooking, stirring constantly, until candy thermometer reaches 305 degrees F or until a bit of candy dropped into cold water forms a brittle strand. Remove pan from heat and stir in baking soda (mixture will foam up, so be ready and be careful), stirring well.

Pour onto prepared cookie sheets and spread until candy is 1/4" thick. Cool completely, then break into pieces and store in tightly covered container. Makes 2 pounds.

yuuuummmm thanks for that.

[Muffie]

I fucking love pistachios

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